Humor Articles
1: Diving For Treasure In My Own Living Room
So, time arrived for replacing the living room furniture. Grandpa and I had our same sofa, loveseat, extra chair, tables, and lamps from our thirty-five years of marriage. Still leaning toward denial, we agreed blue remains our favorite color, not one person has fallen all the way to the floor in our chair yet, and parts of the lampshades still block the view of the bare GE 100 watt lightbulbs. Besides, right before the delivery men appeared at my fingerprint-smudged storm do...
2: Comedy Podcasts
Many podcasts are available to subscribe to and watch in a variety of genres, and one of these is the comedy podcast. Every small scale wannabe writer has a chance to become a comedian through podcasting, since the low entry cost allows people to start podcasting with minimum effort and money. To find some of these comedy podcasters, check a podcast directory. A podcast directory is a listing of many, sometimes several thousands, of podcasts submitted and divided into categor...
3: August Arcana
1. Although it is the eighth months in the Gregorian Calendar, August was originally what month in the Roman Calendar?
A. Sixth
B. Seventh
C. Eighth
D. Ninth
A. Sixth
TOPICS: It was originally known as Sextilis which is the Latin name for the sixth month in the Roman calendar.
2. The US honors what fish in August?
A. Goldfish
B. Swordfish
C. Shark
D. Catfish
D. Catfish
TOPICS: Catfish are any of about 31 families and 2,000 species of fish belonging to t...
4: Laborious Details
1. Which countries celebrate Labor Day?
A. United States and Canada
B. United States and Germany
C. United States and England
D. United States and Australia
A. United States and Canada
TBD: It is a celebration of the working class.
2. Which country has the largest labor force in the world?
A. Indonesia
B. United States
C. India
D. China
D. China
TBD: China is followed by India, the United States, and Indonesia. China?s work force at 709 million in 1995 ...
5: A Deep Look At Soap Operas
You have got to love soap operas. From the intricate plots and finely woven webs of deceit, to the depths of schemes, they were, are and always will be classics. They are timeless. I wrote this article as my take on them back in 1970 when filling white space for our high school paper. Watch a few soap operas for the next few days and see for yourself how closely they resemble the soap operas of 36 years ago...
And now for that thought provoking question that plagues men?s ...
6: The Final Justification For Pleasure
Chocolate is a Vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Beans = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which place them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is a dairy product. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If...
7: FDA Reconsiders Morning-After Pill, Now Renamed Marriage-After Pill
After years of delay, the FDA plans once again to reconsider the over-the-counter sales of the controversial Morning-After Pill, which the manufacturer has, due to the extensive passage of time, now renamed the Marriage-After Pill.
Ready access to the pill, which has been available by prescription, has been so long in the approval process that many women have already given up on the hope that it would be conveniently available and have decided to wait until they?re certain...
8: On Bullshit. Princeton Professor Publishes Lowdown Analysis
While browsing the philosophy section in a quaint and generally inaccessible bookshop, we came across a miniature tome we might have missed in conning the long shelves of a megastore. Noting the title on the spine and considering its offbeat nature with curiosity, we reached to indulge it with a cursory examination.
A closer view confirmed the title is indeed On Bullshit and informed us that the author is one Harry G. Frankfurt. We opened the book to inspect it further and...
9: Cuba Libre? Not Yet, Amigo! Castro Survives; Millions Mourn
When word finally passed the lips of the communist regime in Cuba that Fidel Castro might be on his way to where his enemigos would like to see him go, Cubans in and out of the island nation celebrated. Then word began to trickle out of the party faithful that the damnable dictator survived colon surgery and the fiestas began to wind down like toy figures with batteries that are running out of juice.
The Cubanos long-cherished dream of Libertad Para Cuba would have to wait...
10: Holy Shiite! Anti-american Demonstration In Baghdad
As if the Bush administration didn?t have enough troubles in Iraq, now there?s been a demonstration in Baghdaddy by hundreds of thousands of Shiite Muslims which featured such deeply religious themes as calls of ?Death to America!?
Since it was staged in response to Israel?s attempt to stave off more terrorist events in its homeland, there were also the usual highly religious calls of ?Death to Israel!?
If we did not know the calculating anti-American cleric Moktada al-...
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